I am sharing this as a note of warning to the ladies out there, so that they may learn from my daft mistake.
Always, and I mean ALWAYS... no matter what... even if you think your hands are clean...please, for the love of everything... make sure that you wash your hands thoroughly and completely before attempting to remove a Diva Cup...
Especially if you have very recently been rubbing Vicks Vapo-rub onto the chest of your ill husband.
Camphor and eucalyptus + sensitive lady bits = OW OW OW OW OMIGAWD OW!!!!!
That is all.